In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Right to Brag.”
We have a new roof. A wonderful white new roof, just in time for the El Nino Preparations. I have to brag about it. New fascia was installed replacing the older boards filled with termites. Got to get some pleasure before writing a heart stopping check. The white roof looks good and is supposed to be cooler. But we may never find out, the weather has gotten cooler on it’s own. Temperatures are ranging now from a high of 84 down to a low of 72 with ongoing high humidity. So it feels the same inside and outside. Sleeping is best done a birthday suit.
Last night, I decide to sleep outside (with appropriate attire) after waking up about 1 am. Lovely time, I got to lay outside and listen to the sounds of life diminish. By 2 am, there were no dogs barking, no cars driving, no sounds of televisions. Even the birds and crickets were silent. It’s a wonderful peaceful time. Until two bad things happened. First were the mosquitos. Yuck. I hid under a blanket, warm but not getting bitten. And then a skunk infused animal of some kind walked by. UGHHH…..I hate the smell of skunks. So between the mosquitos and the skunk, back inside after only a half hour or so of lovely stillness.
My sleeping outside days are probably numbered. Because there is a hot spot in the ocean west of us, weather predictions are for massive rainstorms enhanced by a hot water feedback loop. We already had one storm that closed one of the main north-south routes (Highway 5)for a few days. And a secondary highway (58) will probably be closed for months as they remove 20,000 truckloads of dirt. Since an average truckload of dirt is 12 cubic yards, that is enough dirt to fill a building with a footprint the size of a football field twice as high as the empire state building. That’s a lot of dirt.
And a lot more rain means we need rain gutters. That’s promising to be an heart stopping check in an almost empty bank account. But that’s a story for another day. It’s time to brag about the new roof. Below are several pictures of the process. It was interesting to watch, at one time there were 9 guys at once working on our roof. Elly is really glad they are gone, they made scary noises. And now she’s doomed to a life of boredom since the nice new roof is inspiring a whole new hobby — house renovation. The roof looks nice, so now the kitchen needs repainting. The new blue paint on the kitchen walls means we need to fix up the furniture. New chair covers means new floors are needed. The list is endless. So perhaps I shouldn’t be bragging about a new roof. I can’t afford all the subsequent projects.