Last night Bob was making smoothies. Blend, moosh, squoush. Bob started moaning that he didn’ t know how to make a berry smoothy. Nothing was blending nicely. And that adding icecream was probably not the correct action. I told him to call my mother, she does it all the time. He said something rude about my backseat cooking skills and things devolved. At the end we were left with the following questions:
- How does my Mom make her berry smoothies?
- What happened to the missing end of the spoon?
- Where is smooosh on the blender dial?
- What does the word smooosh mean?
I need to call my mom and get instructions before the next smoothy making episode, if only to get ammunition.